THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, CATS WERE WORSHIPPED AS GODS. CATS HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN THIS. --ANONYMOUS
IN A CAT'S EYE, ALL THINGS BELONG TO CATS. --ENGLISH PROVERB
THERE ARE MANY INTELLIGENT SPECIES IN THE UNIVERSE. THEY ARE ALL OWNED BY CATS. ---ANONYMOUS
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LUCKY IF YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH STRANGE CATS. --COLONIAL AMERICAN PROVERB
DOGS COME WHEN THEY'RE CALLED; CATS TAKE A MESSAGE AND GET BACK TO YOU LATER. --MARY SHELLY
TIME SPENT WITH CATS IS NEVER WASTED. --COLETTE
I HAVE STUDIED MANY PHILOSOPHERS AND MANY CATS. THE WISDOM OF CATS IS INDEFINITELY SUPERIOR. --HIPPOLYTE TAINE
THERE IS NO SNOOZE BUTTON ON A CAT THAT WANTS BREAKFAST. --UNKNOWN
THE CAT HAS TOO MUCH SPIRIT TO HAVE NO HEART. --ERNEST MENAUL
THERE ARE TWO MEANS OF REFUGE FROM THE MISERIES OF LIFE: MUSIC AND CATS. --ALBERT SCHWEITZER
A DOG THINKS: HEY, THESE PEOPLE I LIVE WITH FEED ME, LOVE ME, PROVIDE ME WITH A NICE WARM, DRY HOUSE, PET ME, AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF ME...THEY MUST BE GOD!
A CAT THINKS: HEY, THESE PEOPLE I LIVE WITH FEED ME, LOVE ME, PROVIDE ME WITH A NICE WARM, DRY HOUSE, PET ME, AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF ME....I MUST BE A GOD!
DOGS HAVE OWNERS. CATS HAVE STAFF.
CATS OPERATE ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT IT NEVER DOES ANY HARM TO ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT.--JOSEPH WOOD
CATS ARE SMARTER THAN DOGS. YOU CAN'T GET EIGHT CATS TO PULL A SLED THROUGH SNOW.
CAT'S MOTTO: NO MATTER WHAT YOU'VE DONE WRONG, ALWAYS TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE DOG DID IT.
BUY A DOG A TOY, AND HE'LL PLAY WITH IT FOREVER. BUY A CAT A PRESENT, AND IT WILL PLAY WITH THE WRAPPER FOR 10 MINUTES.
ANYTHING ON THE GROUND IS A CAT TOY. ANYTHING NOT THERE YET, WILL BE.
